The Only Page You Need to Lose Weight


Getting in shape is totally hard and complicated, right?

You have to eat some super special weird way, use retarded “points” systems, buy overpriced, shitty tasting foods branded by the current fad diet…

Fuck. That...

Get ready for the biggest "secret" of weight loss.

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The Real "Secret" of Weight Loss


The truth is too simple to package as a book and sell for $50, so most people simply aren't interested in telling people how simple losing weight actually is.

Marketers keep re-inventing how weight loss supposedly works - confusing everyone enough so they'll buy their idiotic miracle diets...

Here's the real, single paragraph truth...

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How Weight Loss Really Works


Fat = Stored Energy

Calories = Measurement of Energy

Your body burns calories just to stay alive.

If you eat less calories than your body needs,

your body will burn fat to make up the difference.

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But What About...?


No, it really is that simple.

Carbs, fats, and alcohol, don't matter - they're all just different kinds of calories.

"Good" and "bad" foods don't matter for weight, but their calories do.

What you eat will effect your health, and how you feel though. So eat as best you can anyway ;)

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Wait, No Cardio?


Cardio is great for you, but for weight loss its only purpose is to burn calories.

If you eat a caloric deficit then cardio isn't needed, and you'll never outwork your mouth.

Cardio will still make you feel great, and keep you healthy. So if you're after more than just weight loss you should still do it.

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Let Me Work Some Magic

Enter your current weight and your goal weight, and I'll show you how long it will take with a reasonable caloric deficit.


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Just a Bit More Info:

Last one, I promise!


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The Results


If you ate {{ deficit }} calories per day, then in about {{ timeneeded }} days you would hit your goal weight of {{ goalweight }}lbs, for a total loss of {{ totalloss }}lbs!

Yes, it's really that simple. Exercise could speed this up, too. But it isn't necessary.

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I Want Look Sexy!


Getting to a healthy bodyfat is only the first half of looking sexy.

The other half is toning up your muscles.

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I Want To Look Athletic!


Getting to a healthy bodyfat is only the first half of looking athletic.

The other half is building some muscle.

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Strength Training


Will turn your butt into an ass, get you toned, firm legs, a slimmer stomach, a tight, sleek back, and possibly (no promises) perkier boobs.

Strength training will make you toned and sexy, instead of just skinny.

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Strength Training


Will build dense, hard muscle that looks natural, and sexy. You'll get bigger arms, shoulders, a wider back, slimmer waist, and a great ass with strong legs.

It's the difference between looking "skinny fat" vs athletic.

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Get The Free Program


It isn't quite finished yet, but if you click the button below I'll send it to you as soon as it is, along with more free fitness info to you get you the body that you want.

It will be 100% body weight based, so no need for a gym, either.

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Get The Free Program


It isn't quite finished yet, but if you click the button below I'll send it to you as soon as it is, along with more free fitness info to you get you the body that you want.

It will be 100% body weight based, so no need for a gym, either.

Get It Now